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avatar Jeremy Jordan
Why are you building a time machine?\nYou'll see.\nWill you be my boyfriend?\nNo.

Why are you building a time machine?\nYou'll see.\nWill you be my boyfriend?\nNo.

avatar Zoe ZZZ
Met a 7 yr old girl at McDonald’s. She stared for a while then said “why are you so ugly?” I paused then whispered to her “I’m not supposed to tell, but I came back in a Time Machine. I’m YOU, from the future. She cried 20 solid minutes.

Met a 7 yr old girl at McDonald’s. She stared for a while then said “why are you so ugly?” I paused then whispered to her “I’m not supposed to tell, but I came back in a Time Machine. I’m YOU, from the future. She cried 20 solid minutes.

avatar Agni Gauss

Blinker made bro time travel

avatar Anthony Miller
Remember. 41 years ago, Kyle Reese traveled back in time to bang his best friends mom, and be his dad, all while wearing a homeless man's pants.

Remember. 41 years ago, Kyle Reese traveled back in time to bang his best friends mom, and be his dad, all while wearing a homeless man's pants.

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